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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

ORIGINAL VS PIRATED



Nasib Baik bukan HAWAU ENTERPRISE.....

WTF....PONY the OrangUtan ....As A Sex Slave




Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]:
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

I want to cry.

If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income.....

.......WTF.....
more news abt pony here

The Technic to Undo Her Bra With One Hand

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

MILK - Have It Here Or To Go



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stolen frm lowyat.com

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Meet The Spartans 2008 - Download






Meet The Spartans 2008
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The deadline is June 27, 2008 for the submission of names.








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Saturday, May 17, 2008

You are not alone







Guys.....Here's some ways to make a woman happy

How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Man’s Vocabulary -The Dummy Guide

“Haven’t I seen you before?” = “Nice ass.”

“I’m a Romantic.” = “I’m poor.”

“I need you.” = “My hand is tired.”

“I am different from all the other guys.” = “I am not circumcised.”
“I want a commitment.” = “I’m sick of masturbation.”

“You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.” = “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.”

“I really want to get to know you better.” = “So I can tell my friends about it.”

“It’s just orange juice, try it.” = “3 more shots, and she’ll have her legs around my head.”

“She’s kinda cute.” = “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.”

“I don’t know if I like her.” = “She won’t sleep with me.”

“I miss you so much.” = “I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.”

“Was it good for you?” = “I’m insecure about my manhood.”

“How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?” = “Is my penis really that small?”

“I had a wonderful time last night.” = “Who the hell are you?”

“I’ll give you a call.” = “I’d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.”

“I’ve been thinking a lot.” = “You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”

“I think we should just be friends.” = “You’re ugly.”

I’ve learned a lot from you.” = “Next !!!”

“I’m on a long distance call, can you call me later?” = “I forgot to turn on my answering machine.”

“Do you love me?” = “I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”

“Do you ‘really’ love me?” = “I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find out sooner or later.”

“How much do you love me?” = “I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on their way to tell you by now.”

“I have something to tell you.” = “Get tested.”

more jokes at HERE

Friday, May 9, 2008

Kawasutra

Chiptune disco video

which features the captivating computer-tweaked dance of Masako Yasumoto

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